𝗧𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗴! 𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗴 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲. 𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱, 𝗵𝗼𝗽 𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿! 𝘄𝘄𝘄.𝘇𝘇𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘆.𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀.𝗰𝗼𝗺

The Real Jabba The Hut (Star Wars)

I read an article from Straits Times today via twitter (@stcom)

that is so revolting!
How can he sit and not move around for TWO years?! I can barely survive a day without needing going to the toilet and lo and behold, he does not! He pee and poops right there. OMFG!
He even had maggots on his butt!!

You know what is the clincher? He has a girlfriend who comes over to give him food! There are guys who are way cleaner than him can barely get a decent date and this guy has a girlfriend. Not only that, he has a roommate.

After I cringed in horror for 5 minutes, I realized something. I strongly believe that he is actually
Jabba the Hut from Star Wars: Return of the Jedi.


Princess Leia as his slave girlfriend and his right hand man is his roommate.

Oh the resemblance.. It is so uncanny. It HAS to be true!


   

2 comments

  1. wakakakaka!! i just saw ur this post.

    i know we've talked abt it but ur imagination abt e jedi thing is really2 funny. lolololol!!


    fizah

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