𝗧𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗴! 𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗴 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲. 𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱, 𝗵𝗼𝗽 𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿! 𝘄𝘄𝘄.𝘇𝘇𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘆.𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀.𝗰𝗼𝗺

Moley, Moley, Moley

MOLES!

Not this mole…


Nor this mole….


But mole as in beauty marks!

A skin pigmentation or whatever that will either accentuate/add signature to your face like these women/men

Sexy Janet Jackson

Robert De Niro with his infamous mole



Or will forever disfigure a face like these women/men

Ugly witches!!

Enrique Iglesias


Well, I have a mole.



This mole is pretty ‘dormant’ until I hit my teenage years when it grew. It grew darker and it grew more 3D if you know what I mean.

I am now very worried…

WHAT IF IT WILL NEVER STOP GROWING?!!?!?

Jhon loves to touch it and say “what is this?” with a cheeky smile and I would freak out because I have this fear if you constantly touch it, it will grow bigger! [same concept with massaging of boobs =P]

So paranoid me, I tried to do a little photoshop.

This is the current size. Small and sometimes barely noticeable.. ok..



Then I enlarged it about twice its size.


Mole has obviously shown its presence. I kinda freaked out but after a while, I decided it is not so bad. Still in its sweet nice stage.

So, I bravely enlarged it more-r!!


I don’t know I want to laugh or cry!!

HIDEOUS CAN? Mole now is in your face!!! SO UGLY!

And I know what you are thinking, I was thinking of it too.. I give you the honor the click the video.


I DON’T WANT TO BE LIKE THAT CAN?!?!

I mean, I already have my overbite to attract attention the last thing I need is a big ass mole!

So, I decided, if my mole ever reach level 3 in size, I am going to do surgery to take it away!!! I don’t care!!

Even Enrique took away his mole because he KNOWS it made him look like a disgusting pervert!


So before I look like a witch or something, I will do whatever necessary!

P/S: yes, I have been this paranoid for the past few years but ever since I keep seeing this lady in the morning with the exact same mole as me but BIGGER and UGLY, it gets worst.

P/P/S: I know, u girls r gonna try to massage ur boobs tonite. Hahaha j/k

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